An interesting thing happened last sim that has never happened in Habla, the Major Leagues, or for that matter, any professional team sport ever. Brian Fuentes pitched for two different teams that were playing each other!!! That's right folks, Brian Fuentes, who has been scandalously playing for both the Red Sox and the Brewers, made an appearance for both teams when they were playing each other on Thursday. He pitched the 6th inning for the Brewers, and then came out and pitched a 3rd of an inning in the 8th for the Red Sox.
You may have noticed Fuentes' ridiculous stats this season: 115.0 IP in relief, 105 K's, 70 appearances. However, you must keep in mind that he has been playing for two different teams. Concerning this situation, Fuentes said "I needed to fund my addiction to hardcore gambling on bare-knuckled midget boxing, and I thought playing for two teams and making double pay was the best thing to do. What can I say, I just keep thinking Wee Man is going to take that jerk, The Little Pistol one of these days, but he can't pull it off. And here I am, down 750 large to that bookie, Teeny Tom...Oh Crap!!! I have to catch my plane to Boston!!!" He was not able to comment more. However, we figure that Fuentes has simply been slipping his pitching coaches bribes to not let anyone in on it, so he only pitches in certain games. How he was able to pitch for two teams in the same night without anybody catching on, however, remains a mystery. More on this story as it develops.
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