Tuesday, May 22, 2007

SS Jan Mallory Hopes to be the First Woman in Habla



Our world is on the fast track to gender equality, and SS Jan Mallory thinks that applies to the Habla Baseball League as well. For the first time ever, a woman has entered the amateur draft in hopes of being the first female in the league. While playing collegate softball, Jan would play in men's baseball leagues on the side and hold her own. Her outgoing and abrasive personality would often times get in the way, however, as she would continually get into fights with teammates who were not comfortable playing on the same team with a woman. "She would yell at us and tell us about her bra burning parties she was hosting at her house, as if we wanted to hear that," said teamate Joe Sexist.

"All of them boys are just jealous!" exclaimed an angry Jan referring to the men she played with. "They hate to see a woman beat them. The boys in Habla are gonna hate it to. They just aint gonna like it, but they better get used to it." It turns out, despite her mediocre success playing in recreational men's leagues, "The Jan", as she is referred to, is not that good of a player (click image for player profile). She is a poor hitter. Her 26 speed potential does not leave much room for her to even make a squad as a pinch runner. She is listed as a shortstop, but can play severall other positions. Unfortunately, she is equally bad at all posititions she plays. "The only chance she has at getting drafted," said Habla Eboard member Nick Fox, "is if a team needs a filler in LOW, which there is a pretty good chance of. If she does get taken late as a filler, she will feel like she accomplished an amazing feat, and she will have broken the gender barrier in Habla." Will a team take a chance on the young liberal female who wants to play professional baseball? We will only have to wait a couple of days to find out.

2031 End of Season Award Winners

NL MVP

Ruth 74
Parker 70
Duhram 30
Walker 22
Simmons 15
Robinson 10
Hobbs 9
Stearns 8
Mitchel 1
Klezewski 1

ALMVP

Gehrig 104
Easter 90
Aaron 21
Jackson 16
Gibson 5
Perez 3
Matsui 2
Gant 1
Ortiz 1

NL Cy Young

Van Hekken 119
Niekro 54
Grimes 18
McDevitt 14
Joss 13
Willow 8
Brubaker 6
Wickersham 4
Spahn 3
Nichols 2
Perry 1
Blank 1

AL Cy Young

Barrios 119
Hampton 37
Rau 20
Roe 19
Livingston 14
Tauscher 13
Bonderman 12
Hough 4
Sain 1
Valenzuela 1
Jackson 1
Belcher 1
Cone 1

NL Rookie of the Year

Willow 69
Blank 59
Melton 40
Apple 11
Gravens 10
Ferrick 8
Bourne 5
Lee 5
Duvereaux 3
McCallister 2
Stairs 1

AL Rookie of the Year

Hampton 123
Williams 49
Kaplar 25
Tyler 21
Dent 12
Memmit 10
Whittle 7

NL Fireman

Stone 68
Face 45
Saito 45
Takatsu 37
Simontacci 19
Barnhardt 6
Acker 6
Conley 5
Bourne 5
Otsuka 4
Timlin 3

AL Fireman

Pappas 55
Roney 49
Kellaher 47
Sherry 27
Stock 20
Rodriguez 12
Demmit 10
Tyler 6
Tewksberry 5
Steller 3

GM of the Year

Gary 123
Scott 44
Luke 36
Mike (CWS) 14
Chris 11
Steve 5
Felix 4
Nick 2

Monday, May 21, 2007

2031 Mock Draft

As we are approaching the ammy draft on Thursday, Sheff and I decided to do a mock draft. We each pick for each team in the first round and give our reasons. Hopefully this adds a little fun to the draft and the league and gets some conversation going. This also replaces the yearly ammy preview, showing through the mock draft who we think the top players are. Here we go!


1. ATL: Nick- SP Carlos Zambrano. Despite having great pitching prospects already, they can get the hitting they need at 3 and 4. So, they’ll take the best pitcher in the draft.

Steve- RF Ed Delahanty. With 4 quality pitching talents in the minors, the Braves will look to get the guy who could become the best table setter in the league.

2. SF (BAL): Nick- RF Ed Delahanty. You can’t pass up a table setter like this. He will help the Giants score a lot of runs.

Steve- SP Carlos Zambrano. With Chien-Ming Wang, the Giants will a tremendous 1-2 punch at the top of the rotation.

3. ATL (KC): Nick- CF Ken Williams. Here’s where they’ll go hitting. Williams is a great 5-tool player and a great addition to the middle of their lineup.

Steve- CF Ken Williams. Should hit in the 3 hole for years to come.

4. ATL (MIL): Nick- 3B Al Rosen. Going hitting again, Rosen will help this offense and is a good fielder.

Steve- 3B Al Rosen. It won’t be long before Rosen is a premier 3B in this league.

5. CIN (COL): Nick- SP Daisuke Matsuzaka. Going to Cincinnati will give him a great opportunity to succeed. I believe he will.

Steve- SP Daisuke Matsuzaka. This guy is a gamble, but should be interesting to watch. With 6 decent pitches, his upside is huge.

6. NYN: Nick- LF Ray Blade. A poor fielder, but plenty of pop to drive in runs.

Steve- CF Jack Ryan. Not the Tom Clancy character, but a very solid hitter with decent speed.

7. HOU: Nick- CF Jack Ryan. Ryan will be a welcome addition to a mediocre outfield.

Steve- LF Rocky Colavito. With his GF, Pull and Power ratings he could hit a ton of homers.

8. KC (CHN): Nick- 3B Eddie Yost. He’s got a pretty good bat and fills a hole for the Royals.

Steve- 2B Josh Barfield. Barfield is a good hitting 2B with decent defensive abilities.

9. TOR: Nick- SP Eddie Plank. The smart pick is to take a good pitcher that will eat up a lot of innings. Plank fits the bill.

Steve- SP John Ward. A little older, but with 2 very good pitches and 2 more solid ones, he could be a nice #2.

10. CLE: Nick- SP John Ward. This team needs starting pitching and Ward is the best on the board.

Steve- SP Eddie Plank. After trading Dave Dravecky, they probably have the worst starting pitching talent in the league.

11. SD (OAK): Nick- 2B Josh Barfield. Barfield is a great talent that fills a much- needed hole for them.

Steve- 2B Bid McPhee. McPhee has similar offensive skills to Ozzie Smith and a decent glove as well.

12. ANA: Nick- 3B Akinori Iwamura. A good fielder and a good hitter makes him a smart pick to fill the hole at the hot corner.

Steve- LF Ray Blades. Cecil Fielder’s lack of ability to make contact could mean his days as a starter are numbered.

13. ATL (DET): Nick- LF Rocky Colavito. Everybody needs a homerun hitter to drive in runs. Colavito will be a good candidate for this in Atlanta.

Steve- SP Frank Owen. He’s probably the best starter on the board still.

14. STL (SF): Nick- C Cal McVey. The best catcher in the draft fills a hole nicely in the middle of the first round.

Steve- 1B Rudy York. GM Worst is unhappy with Dale Alexander’s fielding. York is a solid fielder and is a big upgrade on Lucerne Blue at the plate.

15. BOS: Nick- 1B Rudy York. York provides a little anxiety for pitchers, which is something Boston desperately needs.

Steve- RF Dante Bichette. This team is in bad need of someone with some pop. Bichette could immediately hit in the 3 or 4 hole.

16. SEA: Nick- RP Les Owen. As relief pitching becomes more important, it becomes crucial to take them high. Seattle will take the best one here.

Steve- 3B Akinori Iwamura. Aki Iwa will fill the M’s most glaring need at third base.

17. BOS (SD): Nick- RF Dante Bichette. Great value this late in the draft will help their power issues as a team.

Steve- RF Jim Smith. Red Sox get another solid bat to add to their weak hitting lineup.

18. BAL (PHI): Nick- 2B Bid McPhee. Great speed and good fielding make him a welcome addition to the Orioles infield.

Steve- C Cal McVey. The best receiver in this draft would be a nice fit in Baltimore.

19. TOR (STL): Nick- SP Frank Owen. It’s always wise to stock up on pitching. Owen is a good pickup at this point.

Steve- RP Les Owen. Frank’s brother should be one of the best long or middle relievers in Habla some day.

20. LA: Nick- RF Jim Smith. He’ll help bring some youth to an aging outfield.

Steve- SP George Bradley. His good curve and knuckler could help fill a rotation spot in the future.

21. TOR (CIN): Nick- SS Dave Bancroft.
Steve- SS Dave Bancroft.

22. DET (PIT): Nick- SP George Bradley.
Steve- SP Jake Weimer.

23. CHA: Nick- RP Tom Henke.
Steve- RP Tom Henke.

24. TOR (FLA): Nick- SP Jake Weimer.
Steve- 3B Eddie Yost.

25. DET (TEX): Nick- SS Troy Tulowitzki.
Steve- CF Lloyd Waner.

26. MON: Nick- RP Hideki Okajima.
Steve- RP Hideki Okajima.

27. COL (MIN): Nick- CF Lloyd Waner.
Steve- 1B Greg Walker.

28. NYA: Nick- SP Jimmie DeShong.
Steve- SP Jimmie DeShong.

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Interviewing the Champ: Gary of the Expos

I am starting a new tradition where we will interview the GM of the Habla Champion after he wins the World Series. I think it will be a fun way to get to know some GM's better. We start with Gary of the Expos, who as one of the longest tenured owners just won his first ring. Congratulation again, Gary. Here is the interview.


1. How does it feel to have won the Habla world Series?

It feels great. It was a loug haul which makes it that much sweeter.

2. Did your team surprise you this year?

Not really. We had a great year last year and this is a veteran group. They really wanted it after last years 1st round exit.

3. What is the one move you made that help you become an elite team in this league?

Drafting P Takashi Saito. We needed a closer and he's been great.

4. What is the secret to winning a Habla World Series?

I think you are asking the wrong guy. After all the failures I've had I guess the odds eventually went in my favor.

5. Is there anything you would like the league to know about you as a person?

I'm old school. I'm responsible for my actions. It use to bug me as I was refered to as a "nice guy" but now I'm pleased to hear it. When I was young I use to wish I could gain weight and now that I'm middled aged I'm about twice the man I used to be. Careful what you wish for. LOL